What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?

Yes sir it is.

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you think all these charges that have been brought against Trump are just a coincidence? If he was such a big threat why did they wait 3 years to bring these charges? Or is this all just election interference?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.